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I always found that drama, really good drama, has a lot of comedy in it.
To be respected as an actor it doesn't help to be seen out in the clubs.
I've been a closet lover of faux-reality TV since 'The Hills'. It's bad.
Mick Foley has gone from being a hardcore legend to a cuddly teddy bear.
The best films of any kind, narrative or documentary, provoke questions.
If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack.
In football you have an adversary; in cinema that adversary is yourself.
Monk's gone, and House is gone. Maybe I can pick up where they left off.
And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
I intend to live the first half of my life. I don't care about the rest.
I hope to start enjoying flirting again when I'm 70, like my mother did.
Coming from immigrant Italian people, the one thing you do is work hard.
Fellas, one of the most effective ways to meet a woman is on the street.
You see mob guys when you play in nightclubs. It's part of the protocol.
Well, we all age, but Id been taking herbal supplements for a long time.
Avoid people who tell you that something you want to do is not possible.
That smile on Stive Jobs face... My impersonation came from being a fan.
How could I have known that murder can sometimes smell like honeysuckle?
My career has been a bit strange. I dont think it took the normal route.
I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye.
I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything.
People don't think I can construct a sentence, let alone write a script.
Originally, I started acting because I showed interest in movies and TV.
I think a lot of creative people have no sense of numbers and economics.
I try to understand people who aren't as smart as me and not be hateful.
I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.
I always felt thrilled and amazed that I could put actor on my tax form.
I love playing bad guys; they're always much more fun than the good guy.
Ultimately, I'm not so sure that, as a person, I'm all that interesting.
I've actually been asked once or twice if I had some Puerto Rican in me.
I only got to be able to act, because I gave myself a job as a producer.
You need to feed yourself with emotions and life or you'll become empty.
It's interesting playing something that the audience doesn't fully know.
The more trouble you get a man into, the more comedy you get out of him.
You don't have to know much, just a little bit more than everybody else.
The hooks didn't roll out any more sevens than my hands did before them.
I like to stay home and watch television. The Game Show channel, mostly.
Pork was in 1971, and I stopped hanging out at The Factory by like 1973.
Hold on to that. You have an autograph. I'm going to be famous some day.
Yes, and it's my third movie with Richard. American Gigolo was my first.
I am a practical human being. I use everything I know on every job I do.
The English public doesn't really like Shakespeare; it prefers football.
Look, my philosophy in life is expect nothing and everything is a bonus.
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
My mom grew up in Kansas, my dad in Indiana. They had boring childhoods.
There are deaths in public places on the grounds that the victim is gay.
I don't remember my first two marriages... the details are very sketchy.
Sitting on a beach or walking through nature makes me come alive always.
I'm tanned from head to toe, and it looks like I've been in The Bahamas.