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It's always been a dream of mine to be in a Woody Allen comedy.
I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.
Natural Born Killers is really a misunderstood romantic comedy.
I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.
The Divine Comedy' is very sophisticated but also very popular.
Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.
When you do comedy, you get impervious to good and bad reviews.
I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.
I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.
I just love the geeky comedy boys! Those are the guys I go for.
I had a terrible job letting me do anything that wasn't comedy.
I don't think there's anything outside what comedy can address.
Life is neither comedy or tragedy, life is what you make of it.
I feel really grateful that I am in comedy, and I love doing it.
Comedy can be very freeing. Laughter truly is the best medicine.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
A lot of comedy is really DIY. You're kind of doing it yourself.
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.
I certainly love doing comedy and feel most comfortable near it.
Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
It's great extremes which leads to great drama and great comedy.
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
Comedy was an easy choice for me because I didn't have a career.
I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.
I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
To me, horror and comedy never work. Never worked for me, anyway.
I don't like 'comedy,' I like 'life,' which has everything in it.
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned.
That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.
Beaches and romantic comedies are not my thing. I'm a workaholic.
I don't have a lot of physical comedy instincts. I'm more verbal.
You can say things in a comedy that you never can say in a drama.
I want to direct a romantic comedy and want Sudeep to star in it.
Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining.
Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write.
People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.'
For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
I'd say I've gone to grad school for comedy being on 'Community.'