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The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
Lewis Black / Comedian
Republican
Thinking
Years
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
Lewis Black / Comedian
Funny
Humor
Years
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My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
Lewis Black / Comedian
Father
Labs
Naval
Nine
Lab
Quarter
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Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.
Lewis Black / Comedian
Color
Green
Two
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When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.
Lewis Black / Comedian
Kids
Said
Shopping
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It's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating.
Lewis Black / Comedian
Should
Writing
Written
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