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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
I'm kind of sad that Tim is not going to direct any more of the Deadpool films, because I really love him. He's hilarious.
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
Tinder in the Olympic Village is next level. It's all athletes! In the mountain village, it's all athletes. It's hilarious.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
For memes, I have an entire iPhone folder of photos that I've taken or saved because I find something about them hilarious.
I was a huge fan of 'Arrested Development,' and there's just something it tickles in me and it's bright and it's hilarious.
I love living in Birmingham, it's just a lovely gentle life, and it's calm. And it's full of Brummies who I find hilarious.
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was... funny, that's what it is.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
More useful than beautiful perhaps, my favourite regular programme is 'Question Time'. And Charlie Brooker is just hilarious.
The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.
The French aren't known for being hilarious. When I told Parisians I was interested in French humor, they'd say 'French what?'
There are only so many hilarious actors so when they cross-pollinate, people assume it's always the same actors and directors.
Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone.
It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.
I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.
One thing that I struggled with was not corpsing when you're being thrown stuff that's absolutely hilarious by the other actors.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
I think it's hilarious when people call Jessica Alba or Eva Longoria curvy. Come on. They're not curvy. They're small. I'm curvy.
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
I hate to be one of those people who forwards links to 'hilarious pictures' or 'brilliant games' to half their contacts database.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.
I love going on IMDb message boards, and there are some hilarious things that go on there - the most negative people on the planet.
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.
I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
And every day that I spend as Charlotte and Aiden's mother, I think about my own mother, my wonderful, thoughtful, hilarious mother.
There's so much joy in doing comedy work, and that's one of the reasons I like to do it - because it's just a hilarious day at work.
Christmas in the Buckley household is hilarious - at the family dinner, we all have to do a song, no matter if you can sing in tune.
Love is inconvenient. Love is untidy. Love is relentless, ruthless and rapacious. Done well, it's hilarious, playful and redemptive.
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.
Blackpool is a hilarious place. It's kind of like the Las Vegas of the U.K. It's by the sea and there's a lot of casinos and resorts.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
I admire people like Kristen Wiig, who is hilarious but also does a lot of really cool films. I would love to have a career like hers.
I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
My parents are cartoons. When they come up and visit, they're hilarious. My mother somehow finds a way to get in the way of everything.
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is hilarious.
People think I'm clever, which is hilarious. I'm like, 'When did this happen? People used to think I couldn't string a sentence together.'
Nothing compares to being in a room full of politicians screaming abuse at each other all night. It's hilarious but also a bit terrifying.
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out.
I want the 'Roots' biopic to be animated - I see Charles Schulz drawing us. I think it would be more hilarious with the voices of children.